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Link of the week

Woodworking for Mere Mortals

There’s woodworking. There’s humor. Then, there’s the combination of woodworking AND humor that you’ll find at Steve Ramsey’s website Woodworking for Mere Mortals.

If you haven’t checked Steve’s site out, what the heck are you waiting for?  This guy is the mastermind behind videos such as Man vs. Wood, the iWood and the Woodworker’s Rap. He’s put woodworking to Iambic Pentameter (eat thy heart out, Shakespeare!). He has dressed as other woodworkers for Halloween. He’s off the leash!

But, the videos are just part of what he does. His site offers a rich selection of project plans, reader project and other musings on the craft. His approach is very encouraging, and I’m willing to bet many woodworkers have started by checking out his posts.  I have been following Steve for years now, and I think he’s one of the few folks out there who can beat me for post frequency!

Got us another one!

Got off the phone last night with Dave Campbell of Wood Magazine. While he was very excited about me reaching the thousand post milestone, he was considerably more concerned about how the pressure of stardom was going to affect Iggy. I mean, now the poor monkey is going to have to write MORE articles to help get us to that important number.

To show his support for Iggy, Dave has offered a great prize: A DVD with the complete Wood Magazine collection with issues from number one through 209.  Folks, that’s more than 25 years of content!

 

Tools I use: Woodworking T-shirts, part deux

Can you remember my previous tour de force about my woodworking shirts?  If not, check here to see what I was wearing back in the day. (Yes, I still have many of these!)

Since then, I have added a lot of new ones to the collection. Enough, in fact, to do a SECOND post. So, here’s a little love to the folks out there who are helping to cover my growing gut!

Once again, with feeling, clockwise from the top middle, and click on the image to see a larger version:

Got Wood? They sure do over at Bell Forest Products. Scads of it! I have really enjoyed working with them through the years, and the wood they have there is really just amazing to look at!

Mike Siemsen gave me this next shirt for volunteering at the Hand Tool Olympics last year at Woodworking in America. This shirt reminds me that hand tools are indeed fun, and I have a LONG way to go before I get good with dovetails!

What can you say about Ron Hock over at Hock Tools? He’s super knowledgeable about blades. He’d go way out of his way to be helpful to even the most ham-handed woodworker. And, he’s just a plain nice guy. If you get the chance to talk to him, you will come away a much better person for the experience.

The folks over at Bessey Tools send me this black beauty. They sure have helped me put the squeeze on projects for years now, and they make some awesome clamps. I hope they can handle the pressure now… snort…

We are Modern Woodworking.. and we mean it!  If you haven’t been to the Modern Woodworkers Association, what are you waiting for? There’s some awesome stuff going on in the different chapters around the world… oh, and I also hear they do this online podcast with a silver-tongued host… 🙂

Matt Vanderlist.  The Podfather. A fixture in the online woodworking community for years… And, the mastermind behind Matt’s Basement Workshop.  He’s the man, and here’s the shirt!

Iggy the Trained Shop Monkey gets excited when I wear this shirt I got from Gorilla Glue. It’s easy to see why… that big monkey on the front.  Iggy’s definitely stuck on them.

There’s no tool like an old tool.. and when an old fool wears it, well, that just makes for great rhyming. This one came from Duluth Trading Company… and I just love the slogan.

And, if you are interested in wearing the latest in Shop Monkey fashion, why not check out my storefront at Cafe Press? I’m modeling one of the baseball T’s with the shop monkey logo emblazoned on the front.

 

A new addition to the prize kitty

OK, folks, I’m pleased to announce that Shannon Rogers, the Renaissance Woodworker, has stepped in to offer up some additional items for the big thousand post give away… Thanks, man!

A semester one Hand Tool School registration courtesy of Shannon.

A $50 gift card at Hardwood to Go, the company he works for.

And, we can’t forget that Chris Wong of Time Warp Tools is throwing in a set of his bench dogs as another prize. The winner gets their choice of a four pack of either three or five inch long dogs. Thanks, man!

 

Something monumental this way comes

(No, there wasn’t a quick poll on my site yesterday. My family and I were returning from our family vacation, and had to drive nearly 1,000 miles in one day to get home. Interstate 95 is a cruel mistress for bloggers, so please accept my apologies. I hope today’s post makes up for things… I have a feeling it just might. )

The signing of the Magna Carta. The invention of the wheel. Dinosaurs walking the Earth.  Tom’s Workbench.

Maybe my humble site isn’t something on a historian’s radar screen, but I have been doing this for a while now. Ever since that fateful day back in August of 2007, I have been trying to put four posts out a week on the blog. Articles on Monday and Wednesday. The Link of the Week on Friday. Oh, and quick poll out on Sunday.

Once you add that up, you’ll discover that there are a lot of posts on the site. In fact, I have recently crossed the 950 post threshold. And – lemme see – four times four… carry the one… I think sometime in September or October of this year, I’ll be cruising up past the thousand post milestone.

Just pinch me!

With that in my future, Rhonda and I have been spending a lot of time talking about how we can make that memorable for us and for you.

I’ll tell ya what I’m thinking about. For the past five years, I have been doing feature articles about different aspects of woodworking. And, over those years, I have met some of the kindest, most generous folks who run websites, make tools and sell the supplies each of you uses in your shop.

What I have done is approached the folks I have spoken with in the past, and we’re going to be holding a little bit of a giveaway to commemorate the thousandth post. And, when I mean ‘little’ – it’s just a figure of speech. I have approached folks about seeking prizes as give aways for the past few weeks, and the stuff that folks have been offering has been impressive. How so? Check this out:

A 10 bf bird’s-eye maple project pack courtesy of Bell Forest Products

 A one-year membership for the Wood Whisperer Guild courtesy of Marc Spagnuolo

A PM2650 portable tool stand courtesy of Bora Tools

A Five woodworking plan combination pack courtesy of Ralph Bagnall

 A set of four Revo clamps and clamping blocks (Set KRK2440) courtesy of Bessey Tools

 A complete set of  Pocket chisels courtesy of FastCap Tools

A scratch stock kit courtesy of Hock Tools

 The winner’s choice of a K8 or K12 jig courtesy of Kehoe Jigs

A Zero Play guide bar and MJ Splitter Pro courtesy of MicroJig

There are a few prize packs for turners and flat builders being collected by the folks over at Wood Barter

A Veneering Essentials Combo courtesy of Veneer Supplies.com

Shannon Rogers, the Renaissance Woodworker, has stepped in to offer up some additional items for the big thousand post give away… Thanks, man!

A semester one Hand Tool School registration courtesy of Shannon.

A $50 gift card at Hardwood to Go, the company he works for.

And, we can’t forget that Chris Wong of Time Warp Tools is throwing in a set of his bench dogs as another prize. The winner gets their choice of a four pack of either three or five inch long dogs. Thanks, man!

Wood Magazine has offered a great prize: A DVD with the complete Wood Magazine collection with issues from number one through 209.  Folks, that’s more than 25 years of content!

And, I got word from the folks over at Funktionhouse Urban Lumber and Furnishings that they are going to throw in a large flat rate shipping box of blue mahoe. Just what is blue mahoe? Well, it’s pretty darned impressive looking wood from the Caribbean with a very striking color.

Legendary hand tool builder Scott Meek is offering up one of his hand-crafted plane adjustment mallets together with a $50 gift card for use on his site.

All of these items – and more – will be up for the drawing. And, no, they aren’t all going to one person, so there are plenty of chances for everyone to enter and win a sweet prize! As we get closer, I’ll be posting the complete list of items available.

Now, just how can you get your name into the hat for this?  Easy. Simply send me an e-mail at tom@tomsworkbench.com with the subject “Tom’s Thousand Post Entry.” In this e-mail, let me know what your favorite Tom’s Workbench moment was.  It could be an article that inspired an idea or made you stop and think about how you work in your shop. It could be a shop tip that you used… and actually worked!  It could be something that touched you emotionally or tickled your funny bone. I don’t care.

When we get those in (I’ll let you know the deadline once I figure out when the thousandth post is going to be placed), Rhonda and I will sort through the entries. Eventually, we will pass them along to Iggy the Trained Shop Monkey. Somewhere in his lair, he will throw banana peels at them to select the winners.

It will be a purely scientific endeavor. You can count on that.

Now, I must take my leave. After all, the faster I get to the thousandth post, the sooner you get your goodies!

(If you are reading and would like to throw something in to the prize kitty, be sure to drop me a line, and I’ll get you up on the site!)

 

Link of the week

Dartmouth’s Roman Woodworking Tools page

The days of swords and sandals have long since passed, but he influence of the Roman Empire can still be felt today in our language, cuisine and in our workshops.

Written by noted woodworking author Roger Ulrich, this site offers a primer on the types of tools used during the days of the Roman Empire. Even though these tools were used nearly 2000 years ago, many of their forms are easily recognizable in today’s shop.

The site is worth a look, and, if you want more information, you might want to check out Ulrich’s book about Roman Woodworking tools.

Bonus fortuna, lignarius.

 

 

Some teak … with firepower

Docked along the shores of Camden, New Jersey is a piece of American history. Her keel was laid down in 1940 just across the Delaware River at the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard.  She is the most decorated battleship in naval history, and she’s named after the Garden State, The USS New Jersey.

With a length of 887 feet from bow to stern, the Big J supported naval operations from World War II through the Gulf War in the early 1990s – an astonishing career that spanned half a century.

While I was obviously interested in seeing the massive ship up close and in person, one thing I needed to see was her legendary teak decks. On all of the nation’s battleships, the steel bomb decks were covered with teak. I do know why teak was chosen – its legendary resistance to decay and hardness were definite assets. But, I’m not sure why teak over just plain steel decks. Perhaps it was to show how much power the United States wielded, and since these battle wagons were routinely used as flag ships for admirals and presidents, additional enhancements were called for.

What stunned me, though, were the condition of her teak decks. You see, the USS New Jersey was recommissioned as a warship back in 1982. At that time, she was outfitted with the latest weapons systems, and her teak deck was brought back to beautiful shape. While she sailed, part of the daily maintenance routine was a process called Holystoning. This included meticulously scrubbing down the teak decks with pieces of sandstone to bring the wood back to a splendid brilliance. It was backbreaking work done originally on one’s knees, and since the stones were about the size of a shipboard bible, you can understand how the process got its name.

After the Gulf War, she was decommissioned again and spent nearly a decade as part of the mothball fleet at the yards in Bremerton, Washington. While there, her gorgeous teak decks began to weather badly. The routine  maintenance that kept them ship shape was not done, and the rough planks I was walking on was proof of what the ravages of time and deferred maintenance could do.

Fortunately, the non-profit organization that runs the Battleship New Jersey museum is undertaking an aggressive campaign to raise money to restore the decks to their pristine condition. A big part of the effort was reanalyzing how the decks were attached in the first place. That was a fascinating process, which involved bolts attached through the ship’s top armor and some massive plugs to hide the hardware. Each gap then had to be caulked to ensure it would remain watertight.  The biggest challenge was that places where the old wood was removed, there was tremendous rust damage. All of this badly eroded steel had to be cut free and replaced or repaired before the teak could be reattached.

But, where those repairs had been done… wow.  The craftsmanship was just awesome, and the teak just glowed. The ship will be quite a sight when its wooden decks are restored to the way they once were.

Now, with today being Independence Day – and the debt of gratitude that we owe each of the sailors and other service personnel who help keep our freedoms secure – it’s only appropriate that we celebrate the day with some fireworks. None were bigger than came out of the 16 inch barrels of Big J and her sister ships, the Iowa, Missouri and Wisconsin.

Happy Independence Day, everyone.